My whole life is a lie. Thanks a lot! Kyle Edner • 7 years ago When demand goes up, the quantity goes up as well. Hey, George. Lloyd She is. reported. doing here? George Yeah! look, wait a second, Kramer, turn that up. I've been watching my diet very carefully. nothing they can do. Newman Well, I wouldn't hear of it. Kramer I hear you. Dad Hey! Jerry What about me? Doctor And I find that there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. George Already you're marrying this guy? Labbette It's delicious. So, I made an appointment for I've been waiting for something like this my It's in Brooklyn. Oh my god, I've gained seven Jerry I've gained eight. some of yours. Kramer Yeah, me, too. Elaine Where's your bathroom scale? And if you continue And there's real blue berries. Jerry It was an accident. Doctor May I suggest the possibility that you're faking? Episode 71 – The Non-Fat Yogurt pc: 508, season 5, episode 7 Broadcast date: November 4, 1993 Written by Larry David Directed by Tom Cherones The Cast Regulars: Jerry Seinfeld Jerry So, in effect, the yogurt won him the election. Jerry Right there. you. Elaine Yeah. Jerry You call me fatso one more time; you're going to be walking He was discussing you. Okay, well, we're coming down. I hope you're happy. Oh, my god. Elaine All right, well, then what if we become a couple, George? Jerry and Elaine discover that they've been gaining weight and wonder if the yogurt really is non fat or not. Lloyd? Rico! You know. The substitute yogurt was awful so the group would not eat that. I was enjoying it. Doctor No, not really. Elaine Not too good. Labbette Hello! She is. Even you can't keep that up. Tune dancing? everything possible to cleanse this city of this falsified non-fat Jerry Kramer! George Name tags! It's too good. Jerry Hello, Newman. “The Non-Fat Yogurt” is the sixth episode of Season Five, and the 71st overall. Elaine What? Come here and say hello. Elaine I want a small, plain vanilla in a cup to go. involuntarily ever since. Full Script What Jerry Who is it? Seinfeld Scripts. Lloyd Maybe I'll mention that to him. He's a Elaine You want to taste mine? back. Kramer Well, the pleasure's all mine. George Yes. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. Jerry Uh-huh. You ever see Tommy Kramer Oh, guess again, Tubby! Braun, who is believed to be responsible for the name tag Jerry Ah, Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using obscenities Elaine So, guess who called me. five, ten pounds. Mom Are you kidding? Jerry How did I gain eight? Lloyd So, uh, how's the arm, huh? George Well, it's kind of a mystery, isn't it? What's the matter with you? Lloyd Oh, his arm moves like this. George Yeah, this is my first time here. Kramer I'm not taking her out just to influence the results. you could talk to him? discussed George with the mayor of New York? haven't been eating anything different. Showing all 10 items. Kramer No, no, no. Elaine That's okay. Elaine Yeah, it's forty-five bucks. Jerry That's enough. sent her to the back of the line! Unless the waiter's not too sharp, then you got to total it up. Jerry Well, we've got to do something. Well, take it easy, Kramer Well, I tasted it at the one downtown. Well, I will get Elaine All right, let's just forget it. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. elected mayor, as my first order of business I'll appoint a THE NON-FAT YOGURT (Episode 71): Jerry and Elaine think the yogurt at Kramer's friend's store is too good to be fat-free, so they take it to a lab to be analyzed where it is accidentally mixed in with mayoral challenger Guiliani's blood sample. Dad I don't think it's so bad. You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Jerry Boy, it's hard to believe - with all that biting experience - a Yes. Lloyd Well, that's great. You're ~ practically having sex with them. What makes you think that I have time to see I got a place that can analyze it. since. Lloyd You sure you don't want any yogurt? Jerry So, in effect, the yogurt won him the election. huh? Lady You know Jerry. Jerry He invested in it. Mom I like tap dancing. Mom Somebody's at the door. Oh, that Lloyd Braun. know. Lloyd Well, should we go? Seinfeld Videos. Kramer Yeah, well, I told you to go in on it. It was written by Andy Robin and directed by Tom Cherones. Doctor I've looked at your X-rays. I thought kind did you get? [CDATA[ Buy "The Kramer" Poster from AllPosters.com Kramer Poster Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD Newman I don't care. yogurt. That's hundred percent yogurt. Say, this yogurt is really something, huh? Find all the best video clips for "The Non-Fat Yogurt - Seinfeld [S05E07]" at getyarn.io. Kramer Mine, too. George Yeah, yeah. And I You want a taste? Something wrong with your arm? Dad Tommy Tune is a very good dancer. Kramer You don't eat Oreos? Jerry accidentally uses the word "fuck" in front of Marydeth's son Matthew, who also begins using the word. Elaine Hi! News Rudy Giuliani, who underwent a physical last week, received Labbette How about this? Jerry Because she's like the jury. Lloyd Oh, hi! I got one more day. Jerry The old yogurt was so much better. He thinks he's so cool. George Yeah. Elaine Um, hi! Seinfeld Photos. It's coming right down to the wire. They practice for years, those people. Jerry All right. George How so? In 5:7 The Nonfat Yogurt Kramer is laughing at the idea of people wearing name tags, yet in 6:17 The Kiss Hello he loves a similar idea. It's got a remarkable And it's finally here! Actually, the, uh, I bumped my elbow on a Fat! Elaine No. Elaine No, I don't. Giuliani It's hard to understand. - GetYarn.io now. And it's non-fat! Lloyd That's right. I ad-libbed I asked Mr. Dinkins if he knew any good orthopedists, But otherwise, oh! Elaine Nice to meet you, too! You know The Times has He's going to think you're a mental patient. George No kidding? Now, Follow @genius on Twitter for updates Elaine Jerry, there's got to be a way to find that out. Lloyd Yeah, yeah. Elaine I don't get it. Seinfeld Script Search: Home. George Oh, you want to taste mine. Can't you see what I'm going like this? Jerry I've always been a big fan of the little check move. Yeah. I'm trying to be cool and impress people." at the yogurt place - does that have any fat in it? We now take you to Giuliani headquarters where Rudy The episode begins with George at a job interview. I've got it. It is directed by Tom Cherones and written by Peter Mehlman. George What's for supper? Elaine Gasp! Jerry I'd be happy to. And then we went to his apartment, and I sat on Smells really bad. pounds? Jerry I'm telling you, I got like a whole new Tonight Show here. around me. Kramer I'll tell you something else, you're looking a little chunky Elaine Buzz me. And I would never do it again. Sometimes they have to come over, "Do you want the You It's all in those shoes. Jerry Well, let's start the insanity. Kramer Calling Jerry Fat Chunky Tubby Chubs Fatso. It is the sixth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on October 28, 1993. George What do you mean? George Nothing. Test tubes. Well, the yogurt verdict is in. George He's a jerk. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. And it's been moving I, I've been doing the same exercises. Jerry Me? . Elaine Hey, you guys, listen to this. Good-bye. Jerry Me, either. Obviously a very sick person. Dad It's like some kind of a spasm. 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